My personality and humor are more tongue in cheek than a lesbian orgy.
I'm hotter than a 15-year-old girl in a field hockey skirt. So hawt I need to take a dip in the sauna just to keep cool. The quintessential studmuffin. I'm like milk, I do a body good.
I weigh in at a slim, trim, buff, cut, ripped, chizzled and jacked 190lbs. I hail from the twisted section of Chalfont, with 25 and 3/8 inches of the largest arms in the world, attached to the man that last night took such liberties with your mother, that I am now recognized as your father in 17 states.
That being said, my name is Steve (or big poppa pump), I'm a goof ball but a fun luving, easy going, and super cute goof ball hahaha.
I'm lookin for a cute chicklet who will huggles me tight and tell me that everything will be allll right. =)
As for who she may be? Well The Sundance Kid once said "I'm not picky. As long as she's smart, pretty...and sweet and gentle...and tender and refined...and lovely and carefree."
